SUPER SAFETY Extended Lifetime Warranty

Tired of babying your Super Safety? Screw that! Behold our badass Lifetime Extended Warranty. Available for your Super Safety. Toss a single payment our way, and armor up your Super Safety against the savage forces of wear and tear, breakage, shipping loss, porch pirates, etc. (Unless your own dumb ass loses it. We can’t warrant complete incompetence) Breaks or wears out? No worries, you’re covered — for life! This deal ain’t for sharing; it’s exclusively yours, the warranty badass who grabs life by the horns. Lock in your peace of mind today!